I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt product image (1)
I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt product image (1)

I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt

£30.45 £22.83

Funny sarcastic quote design featuring the phrase “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn’t Looking Good Either.” Perfect for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. A witty and relatable design for everyday wear, office humor, social situations, and unapologetic personalities. Ideal for T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, mugs, and unique gift ideas for friends, coworkers, and humor fans.





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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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