I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt product image (1)
I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt product image (1)

I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt

263,68 kr. 197,75 kr. DKK

Funny sarcastic quote design featuring the phrase “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn’t Looking Good Either.” Perfect for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. A witty and relatable design for everyday wear, office humor, social situations, and unapologetic personalities. Ideal for T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, mugs, and unique gift ideas for friends, coworkers, and humor fans.





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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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